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This was discovered to have been an April Fools prank put on by Neo Of Lothlore.  The Mage Tower still stands, and is one of the most securely held IGM blessings on Chesapeake; owned as well by Winfield himself.

PAXLAIR MAGE TOWER
1998 - 2007

PAXLAIR CITY, FELUCCA - Sad news from PaxLair City today, as the most well-known building in PaxLair met a historic end.  The PaxLair Mage Tower (often known as the Order Tower, or Paladin Tower) was in danger of collapsing and ultimately fell in the early hours of the morning.  Many attempts were made by Governor Winfield to save the ailing structure which first went into decay about a week ago, but unfortunately the owner could not be contacted in time. 

This is not the first such incident where a historic building in PaxLair has fallen:  in autumn 2006, Luigi's Pizzeria met a fateful end, and not soon after that, the former Saloon Plot was noticed to be in a decay cycle.  The Saloon Plot however was saved for certain decay in the nick of time.

Citizens suspect that possibly the house owner had given up on the building, which in the past year had been redecorated and only recently declared the official government building of the PaxLair Statehood.

More news to come on this topic in the coming days..

The Mage Tower Area as Currently Seen in PaxLair City

OFFICIAL NOTICE - March 31, 2007

Mayor Ga'kuct ordered and approved a new "logo" for PaxLair City.

This new "logo" replaces the old PaxLair City "logo" until further notice.

Due to the massive popularity of Warboss Ga'kuct, his eminence has decided to field five questions every Friday regarding anything and everything. You can ask questions by going to the PaxLair Message Boards located here.

Our questions this week are full of Elven hatred, the best type!

Did you know March 31st, 2007 was a Saturday? I didn't, sorry!

The wedding of Lord Nanoc and Lady Phoenix, Mayor and Vice Mayor, respectively, will be held on SATURDAY, March 31st, 2007 at the altar on the North End of the Island of Maginicia at 9:00 PM Eastern!

You can find complete details by going here.

I apologize for any confusion, I go by the much superior Orcish Calendar which allows extra time to work and less time to sleep. 

Lord Gareth of PaxOku is seeking an audience with any willing ears to hear what promises to be the grandest of speeches to ever be told...according to his publicist. 

(As posted on the PaxLair Forums by Gareth):

A speech is to be given by Gareth 1 of 3 on March 31st 2007. The speech called "Community Cut Off" Should be one of mixed feelings and emotions.
Some things n the speech will be:

Past of PaxLair-
Recent Times of PaxLair-
New tools and ways to help fix some of our problems.

Hope to see at lest one person show up for the big speech!
Gareth 1 of 3 doesn't give speeches very often!

*Smiles*

PaxOku is located just East of the Homare-Jima Moongate along the road. You can discuss this article or throw questions at Gareth by going to this thread.

On the Evening of March 28^th, 2007, Warboss of PaxLair Ga’kuct had finally had enough of the taunting, teasing, smell, and infiltration of the blessed Orc Fort by those dirt digging Solen and decided it was time to end it once and for all. Warboss Ga’kuct declared an all out war between the Orcs and the Solen, the survivors getting claim of the land which both seemed to live on. Ga’kuct’s night, however, did not go as initially planned.

Shortly after the set up of a barricade masterfully created in order to make the Solen easy targets, mysterious creatures began rising from the earth all around us. At first it was just one or two, but soon they multiplied and multiplied. One earth elemental, two ogres, three titans, four valorite elementals. They were everywhere and our barricade was soon over run and destroyed. We were clueless as to what was going on, we only wanted to war the Solen, did the Solen have such powerful allies?

Public outcry has reached the desk of Mayor Ga’kuct as citizens declare his policies on the homeless “cruel and unusual.” Ga’kuct, in the recent week, had successfully removed the homeless from PaxLair through the administration of his “Nub Ryph-Raph Law” and the “Clomp de Hutlezz” plan. The resulting freedom of PaxLair from the homeless stench was met by foul ears as the citizens heard rumors of how cruel the punishments were bestowed upon the Homeless.

“Sure, they urinated on my walls, but I don’t feel as if they needed to be tortured the way they were” claimed Eli, who seeks to remain anonymous. “What the Orcs did to the homeless was horrific.”

The concerned citizens of PaxLair have demanded an official statement from Ga’kuct regarding his recent actions, and Ga’kuct has obliged with this official statement:

The question has long been asked, "Where do all the Leprechauns go after St Patrick's Day?". Mayor Ga'kuct had long been suspicious that the Leprechauns were looking to unseat him as Mayor and sent out his best specialist for the task, me, John Duke. I looked high and low around PaxLair for any traces of Leprechauns, and it took many many minutes of searching before I found my first taste of Leprechaun.

When I returned to Ga'kuct with my full report, and expectations of being treated like a welcomed hero, I was very sad to find out he had asked me to find a nest of pecans, not a nest of leprechauns.

Well, my investigation might of been for naught, but at least the secret was finally revealed.

The last week the Orcs had been removing, forcefully, all of the homeless from PaxLair. The first, and last warning, to the less fortunate was in the forceful take over of the former Homeless Shelter, located on the main road of PaxLair City. Throughout the week, the Orcs have sought out and destroyed all those whom decided to linger. And on Saturday, March 24^th, 2007, the Orcs located the last of the hold outs.

PAXOKU (TOKUNO), PAXLAIR STATEHOOD - March 11, 2007

UO Stratics Reporter Sebrina met with Governor Winfield in the Silent Rose Library in PaxOku today.  She asked the Governor for an interview with him and Mayor Ga'kuct of PaxLair City regarding the appointment of an Orc to the highest position in the historic PaxLair City on Felucca.

Instead of an immediate interview, Governor Winfield referred Sebrina to a set of books in the Silent Rose Library bookcase #8 containing the Orcish Collection from many, many years ago.  These books provide information about the Orcs in PaxLair City and from times before PaxLair was built.  The Governor may be interviewed in the near future.

The Governor advised all peoples that are interested in what is happening in PaxLair City, Felucca, to personally read these books to understand what has happened and may happen in the future.

As reported in the PaxOku Times this week, there is secrecy about why Ga'kuct was appointed as the Mayor of PaxLair City.  Many PaxLair government officials are tight-lipped about the appointment.  When questioned, they simply say, "read the history, think upon it, and know that some things have happened in the past few months worth noting."

The last time Governor, then Mayor, Winfield appointed an Orc to a high position was in 1999 when he made Ruglug one of his Chancellors of PaxLair.  This was reported on the Britannian News Network (BNN) in 2000.